NOTE: This blog was written as a snarky & funny response to the way Progressives/Liberals treat Conservatives on Twitter. The responses DO piss of Liberals but deservedly so. I have a left wing psycho stalker @RWwatchMA who keeps posting this to people while I am having great discussions with them as if this is the way I deal with people all the time. The psycho stalker (no name, no real photo, stalks me and tweets people I am tweeting) posts a photo of this rather than the actual blog. Apparently my psycho stalker doesn't get snark or can't read because it's clear these are ALL responses to Liberals such as @RWwatchMA who have no clue and do not wish to discuss - just attack Conservatives or those who disagree with their ideology.
UPDATE: @RWwatchMA Apparently works with http://www.rightwingwatch.org/ which is a wing of People for the American Way - another Soros-funded program. Amazing that I'm so important that I'm being stalked by one of these far left, anti-American, funded progressives. I'm flattered actually, that means I'm doing something right and THAT scares the Hell out of the far left.
And as I sated below, to the Liberals who I have wonderful discussions with - you know this does not include YOU.
And for the record, I thoroughly enjoy having adult discussions with people who have different ideology. I treat people the way I am treated - luckily most are respectful. It's amazing how many rude, uncivil, vile and nasty Liberals there are out there - for them, I wrote this.
I never thought that pissing off Liberals would become one of my favorite hobbies of all time but it has so I thought I'd share some ways you too can Piss off a Liberal. These pissing off tips can be used probably anywhere but since I spend way too much time on Twitter and only allow Conservatives on my Facebook page, that's my focus.
I hope you enjoy much success in your quest to Piss of Liberals. I promise you it's lots of fun!!
1. Use facts and logic. Liberals hate and despise facts and logic. Neither make sense to them. They cannot understand either. They use neither. They only use emotion to promote their 'cause'.
2. Don't use Fox News links, they'll just call you biased. When possible use their own brethren who are also pissed off about Obama and the Liberals in Congress to piss them off. There ARE links out there that do this. I just recently pissed off a liberal using a Huffington Post article. Talk about schweetness. Also go to YouTube and find videos of their Liberal 'heroes' saying really dumbshit stuff in their own words. This REALLY pisses them off because they have no retort.
3. Liberals will most likely call you a Right Wing Nut Job regardless of whether or not you are an Independent or a Democrat. Respond by informing them you are neither and calling them a Left Wing Nut Job or #LWNJ they hate it and usually don't even know what the acronym stands for.
4. Liberal 'men' (I use the term men loosely here) will often call you the C word. Don't get offended, they haven't seen a real one in years so they really don't understand what one looks like. Point out that they are calling you that rather than actually backing up any of their ridiculously stupid statements with facts or logic.
5. Some Liberals HATE when you call them 'Sweetie' or 'Sweetheart', for some reason they believe this is demeaning, it may very well be but use it. When they whine 'don't call me sweetheart' your retort back can be 'okay Sweetcheeks' followed by more facts and logic. Their tiny little brains practically explode upon reading. I sometimes use 'Honeypie' as well.
6. Many Liberals will personally attack you and when you attack back they whine like little friggin' babies that YOU are personally attacking them. Point out the fact that YOU are giving what you are getting and ask them if they have STM (Short Term Memory) Liberal Derangement Disorder. This usually shuts them up.
7. When a Liberal calls you a Teabagger inform them that if YOU are the Teabagger then that makes them the TeabaggEE and ask them how the view is from down there. This really pisses Liberals off and usually Shuts them the Fuck up (dipshits).
8. When you are dealing with absolute moron Liberal women, tell them to 'get back in the kitchen'. You wanna see a Liberal head explode? They literally flip their shit on that one.
10. Some Liberals try to pretend they are 'normal' when debating you by making little digs at you that are extremely immature without being outright nasty. Point this out and ask them to debate like adults rather than 12 year olds. This too shuts them up as it embarrasses them to their Liberal followers.
11. As you all know most Liberals have their heads up their asses. Feel free to also use the photo below to remind them of their precarious situation: