NOTE: This blog was written as a snarky & funny response to the way Progressives/Liberals treat Conservatives on Twitter. The responses DO piss of Liberals but deservedly so. I have a left wing psycho stalker @RWwatchMA who keeps posting this to people while I am having great discussions with them as if this is the way I deal with people all the time. The psycho stalker (no name, no real photo, stalks me and tweets people I am tweeting) posts a photo of this rather than the actual blog. Apparently my psycho stalker doesn't get snark or can't read because it's clear these are ALL responses to Liberals such as @RWwatchMA who have no clue and do not wish to discuss - just attack Conservatives or those who disagree with their ideology.
UPDATE: @RWwatchMA Apparently works with http://www.rightwingwatch.org/ which is a wing of People for the American Way - another Soros-funded program. Amazing that I'm so important that I'm being stalked by one of these far left, anti-American, funded progressives. I'm flattered actually, that means I'm doing something right and THAT scares the Hell out of the far left.
And as I sated below, to the Liberals who I have wonderful discussions with - you know this does not include YOU.
And for the record, I thoroughly enjoy having adult discussions with people who have different ideology. I treat people the way I am treated - luckily most are respectful. It's amazing how many rude, uncivil, vile and nasty Liberals there are out there - for them, I wrote this.
I never thought that pissing off Liberals would become one of my favorite hobbies of all time but it has so I thought I'd share some ways you too can Piss off a Liberal. These pissing off tips can be used probably anywhere but since I spend way too much time on Twitter and only allow Conservatives on my Facebook page, that's my focus.
I hope you enjoy much success in your quest to Piss of Liberals. I promise you it's lots of fun!!
1. Use facts and logic. Liberals hate and despise facts and logic. Neither make sense to them. They cannot understand either. They use neither. They only use emotion to promote their 'cause'.
2. Don't use Fox News links, they'll just call you biased. When possible use their own brethren who are also pissed off about Obama and the Liberals in Congress to piss them off. There ARE links out there that do this. I just recently pissed off a liberal using a Huffington Post article. Talk about schweetness. Also go to YouTube and find videos of their Liberal 'heroes' saying really dumbshit stuff in their own words. This REALLY pisses them off because they have no retort.
3. Liberals will most likely call you a Right Wing Nut Job regardless of whether or not you are an Independent or a Democrat. Respond by informing them you are neither and calling them a Left Wing Nut Job or #LWNJ they hate it and usually don't even know what the acronym stands for.
4. Liberal 'men' (I use the term men loosely here) will often call you the C word. Don't get offended, they haven't seen a real one in years so they really don't understand what one looks like. Point out that they are calling you that rather than actually backing up any of their ridiculously stupid statements with facts or logic.
5. Some Liberals HATE when you call them 'Sweetie' or 'Sweetheart', for some reason they believe this is demeaning, it may very well be but use it. When they whine 'don't call me sweetheart' your retort back can be 'okay Sweetcheeks' followed by more facts and logic. Their tiny little brains practically explode upon reading. I sometimes use 'Honeypie' as well.
6. Many Liberals will personally attack you and when you attack back they whine like little friggin' babies that YOU are personally attacking them. Point out the fact that YOU are giving what you are getting and ask them if they have STM (Short Term Memory) Liberal Derangement Disorder. This usually shuts them up.
7. When a Liberal calls you a Teabagger inform them that if YOU are the Teabagger then that makes them the TeabaggEE and ask them how the view is from down there. This really pisses Liberals off and usually Shuts them the Fuck up (dipshits).
8. When you are dealing with absolute moron Liberal women, tell them to 'get back in the kitchen'. You wanna see a Liberal head explode? They literally flip their shit on that one.
9. Liberals have pretty much ceased on calling people who disagree with Obama a racist because they realized how completely and utterly stupid they were but some do this on occasion. When they do just send them this photo. You can link here to save it.
10. Some Liberals try to pretend they are 'normal' when debating you by making little digs at you that are extremely immature without being outright nasty. Point this out and ask them to debate like adults rather than 12 year olds. This too shuts them up as it embarrasses them to their Liberal followers.
11. As you all know most Liberals have their heads up their asses. Feel free to also use the photo below to remind them of their precarious situation:
12. Liberals somehow don't understand the difference between Commentators and News sources. They think links to blogs are the actual source rather than the links TO the sources in the blogs. Point this out. Ask them if they need help in understanding how LINKS work.
13. When Liberals whine about Fox News being biased, point out the difference between Commentators and NEWS reporting. Commentators like Beck and Hannity COMMENT on the news while news reporters like Major Garrett REPORT the news. Ask them if they believe that PMSNBC is not biased. They usually STFU. Anyone who thinks Olbermann reports the news and isn't biased the ultimate Liberal MORON. The only place Olbermann should be is an insane asylum. Obviously they haven't upped his meds enough to allow the 'man' a logical or normal thought in YEARS. Talk about douchebaggery? Just watch 5 minutes of his show and you'll regret for the rest of your life that you subjected yourself to such complete and utter jackassery but it's good to see the stupidity of the Left.
14. When Liberals try to debunk what YOU post with some type of Left Wing shill organization, point this out. It's pretty easy to back it up with facts. Sometimes you may have to do some research to prove it but it's quick and easy. Again, Liberals HATE facts and truth. This will also make them STFU.
15. Mock Liberals. They hate this. As many of you may have seen recently with the New Black Panthers Videos, Conservatives took the words Cracker and Cracka to an all new level. We totally mocked the Left and the Panthers with a word they deem as racist and hateful as the N word. Not only is it absolute hilarity but this REALLY pisses Liberals off. Much like the whole Joe Biden 'It's a big fucking deal' comment. It's quite simple to make fools out of fools and it's absolutely LOTS of fun!
16. Many times Liberals will RT or Retweet you but change your tweet to be vile or racist. When this occurs be sure to respond by calling out their obvious LIE, which others can verify. You also need to start what I call a BLOCK PARTY. Inform all of your Conservative Tweeps via your timeline and DM what this person did. If enough people block and report this Libtroll within a short amount of time (I believe it's 100 within minutes) then the troll will be removed from Twitter automatically.
17. If you want to search for Liberals to f*ck with just do a search on the following hashtags, you will not believe the idiocy you will see: #p2 #topprog #Democrats #HCR #Dems #Liberals #Libs #tcot #twisters (these two are Consevative but Liberal whackjobs like to post here as well) #DNC #DCCC #Obama You can also be sure to post tweets in specific State hashtags with big upcoming political races. Liberals really freak out if you aren't from the State you are posting in.
Okay I've written more than enough. I must say that not all Liberals are idiots. I have some Liberal friends who are very intelligent but just have different ideology than I do. You know who you are and I really do love our discussions.
Feel free to message me or email me at any time if you want more tips on how to Piss off Liberals. I will gladly reply. I will probably post more at another time but I think I've worn y'all out at this point.
193 comments:
You're really stupid
you're right on target!
No, Bob. I believe the only stupidity here just spewed from your keyboard.
Liberals get their information from Hollywood, and their liberal neighbors in yoga class. In their circles... if you are conservative, you are disowned.. and darn near stoned to death!
This is quite literally the most unintelligent diatribe I have ever read.
hmmm...facts and logic you say...then your arguments surely pass these tests under examination http://www.theskepticsguide.org/resources/logicalfallacies.aspx
...also known as trolling. You win one internet. Kudos! Welcome to 1995.
The biggest problem with both parties is the senseless polarization caused by commentaries like this blog post. There are ignorant extremists that self-associate with both the liberal and conservative perspectives.
haha! you're so stupid you can't even spell 'brethren', you IDIOT.
You could do a find+replace, change "LIBERALS" to "CONSERVATIVES", plop it on the Huffington Post and have another blog that adds nothing to discourse but NURRR YOUR SIDE DOESNT USE LOGIC YOU'RE ALL DUMB
you truly astound me with your idiocy
Cunt.
How's that for logic?
Were you looking into a mirror when you typed that? I'm an independent and this is pretty much everything I've seen the "Conservative" side do.
This article is great! It shows me how to segregate entire groups of people into little pockets I've created for them! That way I can define myself and others with labels!
This is some of the best satire I've ever seen! Even this blog name is unapologetically ironic! Conservatives won't know what hit them, haha... oh, wait, you *are* serious? Wow, uhm, I'm going to go back to reading The New Yorker before I visit my Obama shrine/garden.
Meh. Just change "liberal" to "conservative" and "fox news" to "huffington post" and it goes the other way as well.
This is called trolling, and this list would read the same for "How to Piss off RWNJs on Twitter."
DANGER: Illogical to any radical = something I don't agree with
DANGER: RWNJ's actually are racist 99/100 times.
To prove this: Tell them their sister likes sleeping with black men, and you'll see what this is really all about.
I love well thought out satire. The best part is how you secretly make fun of conservatives by frequent bad spelling, then deride people who name-call by calling them names.
You are approaching the sharp wit of Stephen Colbert. Excellent work! Make an example of those neolithic, backwards republicans!
Obvious Troll is obvious...
wow, a conservative who is able to justify being a racist! way to go! sure seems to be working out for all the conservatives out there. good luck with the future. please say hi to palin on your way to further obscurity.
At first I was like "This much be Ann Coult-oh wait, it's not". You mad'am, are a virtuous woman and a scholar. Your discussion of how liberals don't use facts or logic and are all around doodoo-heads was very enlightening. THANK YOU, Ms... uhh, whatever your name is... YOU ARE A PATRIOT AND A GREAT AMERIKKKAN. May the hate be with you, always.
On a side note, I want to non-sarcastically thank you, truly. You make convincing people to vote dem just that much easier. Rock on.
How do you have rule #10 if you can't even apply it to yourself? Practically every rule here and your general attitude towards liberals makes you just as bad as the example you gave in rule #10.
At first I was like "This much be Ann Coult-oh wait, it's not". You mad'am, are a virtuous woman and a scholar. Your discussion of how liberals don't use facts or logic and are all around doodoo-heads was very enlightening. THANK YOU, Ms... uhh, whatever your name is... YOU ARE A PATRIOT AND A GREAT AMERIKKKAN. May the hate be with you, always.
On a side note, I want to non-sarcastically thank you, truly. You make convincing people to vote dem just that much easier. Rock on.
Full of over-generalizations. And if liberals are such brain-dead mindless ninnies, when why would a smart person with nothing to prove need to "piss them off"?
Stay classy....
This blog post is upsetting. Why do we have to resort to attacking "the other side?" We need MORE meaningful discourse, not less of it, and crap like this is holding us back; so while some of your comments were indeed funny, I think you missed the mark with this one. Congress and the media are already doing a bang-up job keeping both ends of the political spectrum angry at each other; I don't think they need any more help.
Seriously. This is one of the worst things I've ever read.
Not even in a political 'who's right' sort of way. You literally created a list where have of the bullets state the same thing, with varying degrees of incorrect punctuation.
Hey Kimberly,
You give Conservatives a bad name.
Stop writing this filth.
BS like this is why nothing can ever get done. Instead of ever focusing on actual issues, both sides just hate each other for the fact that they are on the other side, and never want to discuss actual politics. Way to add fuel to the fire instead of trying to resolve an actual problem. Douchebag.
Douche. Racist. Sexist. Homophobe. Wanker. Move to the UK and you'd go to jail for this shite.
This guy is an idiot and an asshole. The mere possibility that someone, somewhere might take this douchebag seriously is alarming and disheartening.
and DOSiR, I don't know what liberal killed your dog then raped you in the eye socket, but you couldn't be more off base. Do you really think what you said is valid in any way? Are you serious?
1 and 2 are redundant.
whatever happened to working together to make your country a better place.
if you don't get your act toghther, you're all going to be speaking mandarin real soon.
HA wow man you made my day this is like something out of the onion. and who the hell even uses twitter? you've got comedic talent whether you like it or not kid...id recommend you start a talk show but im sure a good number of people would not discern your intelligent humor and take what you say literally, so maybe stick to writing this golden material: the grammatical errors themselves are very amusing.
Uhm, i read this article, im not a liberal, but i think the author doesnt really understand what a liberal is, thats all
When you can't run your own life, turn to politics.
Ya'll just got trolled.
Troll troll troll troll troll. :)
Of course confusion on the part of liberals over the American Taliban stating "facts" is understandable. Most of the "facts" that the American Taliban try to foist on the public are derived from a fount of crazy people spouting off about whichever shadows terrify them in the moment.
Although a few Republicans have valid concerns, their party has established itself as a house for the erratic, cowardly, openly racist, hostile, bible-thumping, irrational, uneducated, delusional, sociopathic, discriminatory, incompetent, hate mongering, greed-worshipping, toxic, hypocritical, xenophobic monsters.
I own guns specifically to defend myself against neocons.
"FOX news..." I did manage to finish off your article after reaching that part.
I like to think of myself as Liberal/Conservative/Middle of the road, etc. It depends on the issue, how I feel, if I care, etc.
Your article is kinda, pretty stupid.
SnarkyBasterd and Bob, please STFU. Bob is probably a [glasses-adorned, iPhone toting] liberal who is offended that someone disagrees with him (though, admittedly, this article contained a lot of over-generalizations and sweeping gestures - but it did so for a reason). SnarkeyBasterd is a ['MURRICA!] conservative who thinks he's being clever with his phrasing. If you're going to waste comment space, please do so with something clever or funny, not with 12-year-old schoolyard banter.
"Hey, you're stupid."
"Nuh uh! No he isn't!"
"Yu huh, yeah he is!"
I don't even know why this irritates me so much. It's not even Bob, really - I expect commentators of his caliber on the internet - it's SnarkyBasterd. He's a troll. Stop feeding him. You sound like such a God-damned idiot.
/angry, hateful rant that doesn't really have to do with anything but makes me feel better
This is more bullshit. Honestly you're as retarded as the liberals ..
This democrat vs Republican thing in 2010 is ruining our country. You keep fighting each other and watch conservatives and liberals in big government continue to ruin our country ... you people are so obsessed with bashing each other and proving your way is right you lose the whole point. THE COUNTRY IS IN ECONOMIC SHAMBLES.
But it's ok because you "troll liberals"
Pleases kill yourself.
Yeah, you're right, everyone but you is completely wrong. You should totally plug your ears and sing to yourself if anyone else decides they have an opinion.
I think it's funny that after writing an article like this you accuse liberals of having their heads up their asses.
Just for the record, I'm a conservative and I didn't vote for Obama but I still think you're an idiot for writing something this narrow minded.
I agree with this post 100%! What really pisses me off about liberals is that they can't be honest with themselves. All their love for non-whites when they'd easily cross the street if they saw a black man coming at them. They condemn hate rallies yet I know they all feel the same hate for non-whites that conservatives feel.
That, and the fact that they feel the need to help the poor via the government. I say the poor should help themselves. Get off the welfare, out of your ghetto and stop blaming all your problems on the white people. Black people are given every opportunity to succeed in this country as anyone else.
This is pretty humorous. Speaking as a very definite Independent, I actually laughed out loud at this article. You talk about Liberals attacking Righters and then you say to attack them. Isn't this doing the same thing, and puts you on the same moral and mental level? It's almost like saying, "I know you are, but what am I?!"
Cheers!
stay classy repub
I'm not a liberal, but any of these could easily work for conservatives as well. It's also funny that you call them immature so many times.
Wow what a great post. Very clever stuff. I can't wait to start using these ideas on the twitters.
Yes "liberalhater", you're right. Racism is a deep-down, intrinsic feeling everyone has but only great Conservatives such as yourself are open enough about.
Oh wait... you're a stupid bigot.
what an obvious troll
WTF is a breathern?
"Ask them to debate like adults rather than 12 year olds," said the boy who writes like a 12-year-old.
LMAO. Yeah I guess getting called "biased" is one reason not to post links to Fox News in an argument.
Not in the top 100 reasons, but sure, I'll pay that.
Wow, talk about Trolling and not helping the political situation at all. Bad post, bad view, bad everything, and I consider myself a conservative. We don't need to separate the gap, but close it, most people aren't polarized, and don't need this filth in their lives.
I'm not sure what is achieved by promoting anger or otherwise pissing other people off...
Just for your own fun?
Your world is what you make. If you piss off others, expect to wind up "pissed-off" yourself.
Despite your hateful goals, I personally wish you and yours all the best - regardless of your political viewpoint, race, sex, religion, or creed.
I prefer to fill my world with happiness.
Well, who´s a snarky bastard, eh?
Actually I enjoyed many of the comments...evidence there are some intelligent conservatives after all. A pleasant surprise.
Oh, honey, you need more sex. You want a man from the left, don't you? We both know why. It's because of those things we do. You know, THOSE things. Nice come on, too.
For those who'd actually like to have a political conversation, visit me at
www.partisanpenpals.blogspot.com
I feel like you are just as bad as any hardcore liberal. I always find it amazing that people will yell and scream about politics when they have absolutely zero impact. Both sides get corrupted by corporations, news outlets and mass retardation. Political parties begin to take on cult qualities fairly quickly. So I see your partisan bantering as really just a person who chose red Kool Aid Over Blue.
If your goal is to "piss off liberals" rather than engage in a rational, substantive debate, then you are guilty of exactly what you accuse liberals of doing.
Liberals hate it when you accuse them of the things you're actually doing. Oh wait - I see you've already learned this.
TROLL
Liberalism is the belief in the importance of liberty and equality... it's the foundation of America.
I have never met a political liberal in America being that we don't have a liberal party.
You can be republican, dem, etc and be liberal. Liberal is about the views of the people, not the way the Gov works.
I suggest you read up on what Liberalism actually is. Being against Liberalism means you turned your back on what our Country has done and why we have it today....
When the so called right talks about liberals like the article has, it truly shows a lack of education.
0/10 should be deleted. After the 3rd or 4th misspelled written in a pretentious style, I could no longer tell if it was supposed to be funny, informative or just a way to waste space.
I think you forgot your sarcasm tag at the end of the article.
My favorite thing to do whenever a conservative criticizes Obama is to tell them they are the last people on earth we want approving of him... that they have no credibility after Bush. That self-inflicted wound is still fresh, and they hate having it poked at.
yeah these are all ad hominem bullshit attacks. rename the post "how to piss off armchair politicians", replace all instances of liberal with "armchair politician", and you've got a coherent post.
You have to admit that is funny
Lou
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someone's daddy didn't abuse them enough
"10. Some Liberals try to pretend they are 'normal' when debating you. They will make little digs at you that are extremely immature without being outright nasty. Point this out and ask them to debate like adults rather than 12 year olds."
Vs.
"4. Liberal 'men' (I use the term men loosely here.."
"5. Some Liberals HATE when you call them 'Sweetie' or 'Sweetheart'. For some reason they believe this is demeaning. It may very well be but use it."
I guess immature digs are o.k., but only if you aren't a liberal. Keep on yelling into the echo-chamber, maybe someone reading your blog will be stupid enough to not see past the obvious. Even when it is plainly pointed out to them, as above.
Have a nice day, Sweetnut.
"Breathren." I would like to amend a final tip: run some sort of spell check before you post something, especially when the content would make your mistakes hilariously ironic.
Nowhere in your post do you really discuss any issue. This sort of empty finger pointing and stereotyping vitriol is the part of politics I find very unappealing. (whether it's the left or right does it).
none of you even know what you're actually arguing about any more. You're just arguing to argue. If anyone actually started questioning politicians instead of becoming the gentle sheep you have been molded into, then you would realize that you don't fit on either side of the two party political system at all. Stop supporting antagonism and sarcasm.
blog should have been titled: "How to Piss of Liberals on Twitter & make ALL 28 of your followers laugh"
It's called trolling. Wow, you must be new. Reminds me of one of those kids from the early 90s with that BsOD nuke exploit for Windows.
I bet you feel so witty behind your keyboard. Your little cantankerous smile. Rubbing your freshly lotioned hands together and ready to pop open some more pr0n. You win!
By far the most informed, well thought out, and fact based article I have read in decades.
And you really enjoy doing this because . . . ? It makes you feel like a big man? Like you're really "winning" some points? Would it be beyond you to really have a meaningful, well-considered conversation?
This is just more vitriol from someone who appears to believe that "pissing someone off" is evidence of one's intellectual or moral superiority.
Facts and logic? I don't believe you score very well here, either.
You're not a racist. A racist cares about one specific group of people. You apparently hate them all. The only thing in life that seems to bring you joy is unregulated business so you can have more money and making other people upset. I'd love to see the looks on your faces when everyone in your little group of fringe, zealot, extremists get box seats in hell for your unrepentant hate.
P.S. the CAPTCHA word I got was ovens. Makes me think about all the Jew jokes you probably tell and actually laugh at.
GET ON THE TABLE!!!!!! GET ON THE FUCKING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I personally feel that reducing everything in broad strokes to Liberal or Conservative simply adds fire to a barrage of talking points that serves only to delay and distract from discourse. To quote a #LWNJ Jon Stewart, "This is a debate {...} like Pro Wrestling is a sport."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE&feature=player_embedded
Great post! Upon reading the comments I would have to say, Mission Accomplished! Lots of pissed off liberals offering the only thing they are capable of producing, personal attacks with no trace of fact, reason or logic. It's as if they went out of their way to prove everything in the post.
I dunno, this all seems kinda mean. I have no affiliation with any party, but I bet this would piss some people off.
Also, stop labeling yourself.
It's probably just a joke though, or to get a lot of page views, and it seems like you did that.
What a waste of the internet. I don't call myself anything. I lean liberal but I still judge every situation for what it is, not what I am. It's retarded to call someone any of these names.
dont for get to mention the Jewish media conspiracy
You'd be cuter if you weighed 20 lbs. less. I thought conservatives only listened to former beauty queens and cheerleaders.
hahah what a cunt you are! get over yourself. you obviously have no idea how to piss off anyone, you´re just a moron. here´s a fact for you: you are a cunt.
After reading the post and the comments, I just feel a lot of sadness for this nation and the human race as a whole.
Long live the trolls.
Even your instructions piss off liberals. Well done. Nov '10 cannot get here soon enough.
Look, don't get pissed off. Most people under 50 are moderate or liberal (actually younger people are more likely to be moderate than liberal).
But, they will die sooner than later - and I cannot wait.
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Classic diatribe by a guy who I bet sucks his own dick.
Hey Bobbie :)
Remember me? The Airport? Yes, that's right, I was in the John and you tried to pick me up? Then I wiped the floor with you? Yea, thought that would bring back memories.
Enjoyed the self portrait of what you looked like after the toilet tango, sorry to leave your head like that but you look so natural.
Oh who am I kidding, you enjoy it up the..............
Anyways, hope you enjoyed the trip down memory lane :)
WOW... looks lik you succeeded in indeed pissing off liberals. Apparently they can't read the title of your blog - truth and sarcasm.. LOL
The reason they are pissed is because they know they resemble these remarks.
I also notice how you wrote not all liberals are idiots. I guess that point wasn't taken.
You proved your point based on the comments here from liberals. Yes indeed so many are idiots.
HA. Well let's see here -
"1.) Use facts and logic. Liberals hate and despise facts and logic. Neither make sense to them. They cannot understand either. They use neither. They only use emotion to promote their 'cause'. " Nice to see the combo Ad Hominem/ Poisoning the well in the very first item calling for logical debate.
OMG COMMENTS.
Just FYI the word verification voice is a chinese man with an awful accent. I cannot post under these conditions!
This HAS to be satire, because it sounds like the most sure-fire ways I know of to piss off a conservative.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH this looks dangerously familiar to techniques used to piss off republicans!! You stole these techniques and made the slight, necessary changes well, young republican. Your job as Spin-Master General on the media outlet of your choice might very well be near in your future.
Good hunting you young, naive, ignorant fool. You shall go far
Most illogical blog post I've read in recent memory.
That is all.
Our country will be much better without partisan politics on both sides. Right or left, liberal or conservative name calling is an indication of your ability to debate. Our founding fathers disagreed but were cordial and respectful. Your post is not.
Super fucking yawn...zzzzzZZZzz
And every one of those "tactics" as used originaly used by "the left" works on right wingers too, how about you re-title it "How to piss off idiots on twitter"?
Oh that's right you are one of the tools that willingly enable the right wing and GOP to run the country into the ground and ruin our economy lining the pockets of people that literally do not care if you live or die.
Good job tool, you are just about as smart as the average hammer but not as smart as an adjustable wrench.
"Don't use Fox News links, they'll just call you biased"
No clue as to why anyone would ever level that accusation at Fox News, they're so fair and balanced!
Obvious troll is obvious.
I know this article is just an attempt to elicit reactions from people who find this offensive but...what a stinky piece of s*** this article was! Full of generalizations and stereotyping. Thank God I live in Canada where people can speak to each other rationally and maturely even when they don't agree.
You are an asshole and a tool.
Did you really mean to say "Liberals"?
Apparently either the people commenting on here never argue with liberals on Twitter or they are fortunate to only discuss issues with them in an adult manner.
It's pretty obvious the author must deal with liberal idiots as often as she deals with decent liberals (as some of us have the misfortune to run into these people).
If you have never dealt with the liberal idiots she's talking about then you don't get it. Otherwise you ARE one of the liberal idiots that she's talking about which can be seen in the comments.
People need to chill out - y'all are too uptight.
Funny but you can flip the majority of this around to describe conservatives, just switch the FOX news comments to CNN or MSNBC or really any other news program other than FOX news and voila. Point is, if you are an extremist either way you are a douchbag...so you sir, that wrote the article, are a douchebag
Fact : Liberals are more educated then conservative.
Proof : Your article
This article is how to troll a twitter account.
Meaning this can be done by any 15 year old who occasionally sees clips of 24 hour news syndicates.
As a comment below says "Welcome to 1995".
Seriously though, this article was pretty immature. All you provided was information on how to spark useless and inflammatory arguments that would never sustain a logical argument.
In cause you didn't realize, you could change the title and a few of the facts around and call it "How to piss off a conservative on Twitter."
You're an Independant and a Conservative? How does that not make you a Conservative.
I have yet to hear any logic or fact from a Conservative that can't be countered with actual logic or actual facts.
I hope you realize that pretty much the same can be said about conservatives right? Anybody who is blinded by ideology can be messed with in much the same way.
this is why americans are fat
I take considerable delight in how 'liberals' and 'conservatives' in the US are at each others throats. It is a marvellous process of balkanisation. I will take immense delight in watching this escalate into civil war. This process of 'hatred over essentially' nothing is the much needed collapse and desintegration if imperial US.
Do continue venting your pathetic and loathsome hatred - the rest of the world will immense seeing the US reduced to third world levels of power.
No, Kimberly. You are the Liberals.
And then Kimberly was a zombie.
sounds like the author of this article has an identity crisis and is mad at the world so he becomes a professional troll..
and yes calling people a sweet nickname is offensive... why dont you try doing that in public sometime? also just so you dont get any satisfaction you have not influenced my emotions in anyway. truthfully.. i find your blog pathetic. didnt even read it all.
but you made me realize whats wrong with the internet... people act differently online (duh) maybe
why dont you go piss off some liberals with your same tactics.. IRL.
Creating an atmosphere of hatred between people of the same country does nothing but fuel they're power. Learn to love each other despite personal ideas. Stop following this propaganda-fueled mind set.
So your whole idiotic diatribe is "I hate liberals because they don't think like me so I try to piss them off." Nice. How very mature of you.
It's people like you that are destroying this country. So please kindly fuck off and get a clue.
In case any of you haven't a clue, which it seems like many of you don't, it is Liberals who have created the MOST divided nation we've had in decades.
Liberals have been nasty, vile pukes to people for ages. Conservatives are just now finally starting to fight back.
This blog is a great way to deal with the baseless, factless attacks that Liberals often wage against conservatives on Twitter and as you can see on blog comments.
People in this country ARE really freaking dumb.
"Kimberly Morin" is a weird stage name for a tranny.
If you replace the word Liberal with Conservative, this post still works efficiently.
Wasn't this stolen from a Liberal blog? LOL
American Heritage Dictionary
lib-er-al
1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
con-ser-va-tive
1. Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change.
I can't imagine a better complement than being called a liberal.
Wow, way to be snarky and over-generalizing. You realize that all of the same things are said about your political view because there is an equally large population of ignorant, emotion-driven, condescending assholes, too?
EVERYTHING you've said so far can be replaced with "conservative" and their accompanying stereotypical pejorative and just as easily make the exact same point.
Please, if you're going to post something like this, even in humor, try and stick to intelligent discourse and not stereotype pandering.
And PS: there is NEVER a case where calling someone "sweetheart" or "darling" or "honey" outside of an exceptionally intimate relationship is NOT condescending. You can use it to "piss them off," but you're not pissing them off because of their political differences to you, you're pissing them off because you're authentically acting like a condescending jerk.
You are an independent in the same way Bill O is. Youre as insane as they are.
Sorry for anonymity, but I'm on my work account during lunch:
Recap: What are we even talking about in these comments? How wrong or right it is to pen an article about how fun it is the piss off liberals about whatever their beliefs happen to be? This is already 6 degrees from anything worth our collective time (regardless of affiliation).
And yet still, I post :)
Bravo! Awesome! It's good to see others with the same spirit that Rush demonstrates!
-Chris M
Funny, I believe I've been told to use these same tactics on Republicans. Yes I said Republicans because you're all ashamed of that fact so you call yourselves Independents (#3).
I really feel sorry for you.
This was so bad I thought it was a parody. You sound like Sarah Palin. Not to be divisive, but this is typical Republican mumbo-jumbo. "Do not add to the discourse, simply screw it up. Let's not solve anything, let's just create hostility and tension."
Do not be a schill of a larger organization with it's own selfish agenda. Repubs and Dems simply squabble while Congress is fueled by corporate money at our expense.
Doesn't matter what side of the fence you're on if all you're about is making things worse. By the way, I'm not pissed. I'm very saddened, mostly because I see this sort of poor, nonproductive attitude everywhere in politics. Pissy, complaining bloggers like you just want your ego stroked.
At first I was like "This much be Ann Coult-oh wait, it's not". You mad'am, are a virtuous woman and a scholar. Your discussion of how liberals don't use facts or logic and are all around doodoo-heads was very enlightening. THANK YOU, Ms... uhh, whatever your name is... YOU ARE A PATRIOT AND A GREAT AMERIKKKAN. May the hate be with you, always.
On a side note, I want to non-sarcastically thank you, truly. You make convincing people to vote dem just that much easier. Rock on.
You are a douche.
Why would you ever aim to piss off an entire grop of people without any thought for who they are outside of the tiny-minded pigeon hole you've placed them in.
More to the point, why would you ever aim to piss anyone off. It makes you small and pathetic.
But as the responses to this post have proven, it does open the gates to allow people to point out the idiocy in your arguments.
It is better to have people think you a moron than open your mouth and prove them right. As someone once nearly said.
Did I mention you're a douche!
wow... are you people really all that f*cking stupid????
Obviously you can't READ - SARCASM - or maybe you are such stupid liberals you just don't understand what that is...
Liberals have been douchebags for oh so many years... now they all cry like little babies when someone is a douchebag back to them... gotta love the irony
How to piss of conservatives. Tell them the world is round and not created in six days. Your a stupid dumb fuck, to say the least.
Oh this is too funny - all the obvious liberal idiots actually PROVING the blog author right.
Bravo you morons. How's it feel to be bitchslapped for once by conservatives who you've been treating like crap for years - especially since Obama was running.
She's right on the money and you've proven her right with your stupid comments
Let's use drawn out stereotypes to attack the people the television and internet tells us to!
Jon Stewart pretty much blew your whole point about Fox News (number 13) out of the water.
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200910290044
Saw your comment about this blog on your twitter page (P.S. I think you need more American flags on your picture to prove how loyal you are)
I love how when backed into a corner people have to play the (I was only joking card)
It's amazing how much time conservatives spend bitching about liberals ( you know, the "educated elite" you used as a platform to vote against us the last cycle in favor of the GED carrying everyman conservative ) instead of doing simple things like reading books to help you actually speak to policy you're for or against.
I guess parroting the bigotry you hear on Beck or Limbaugh's talking points and just trying to say the same dumb things louder than a liberal saying smart things in a normal tone means you "won."
Oh yeah, here's your boy O'Reilly smacking some sense into Palin. GLORIOUS!
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Bill_O_Reilly_Humiliates_Sarah_Palin_On_Fox_News
You're a sad sorry excuse for a human being. You give a bad name to conservatives, and you act like an immature joke.
I'm not even going to bother explaining to you why you're wrong, on all points, but I would like to clarify one thing: You don't run a political blog, you run a low-quality entertainment site purely to amuse yourself. What you claim is false, and you're clearly more biased and uneducated than those you rip on.
By the way, I'm not a Liberal. But you are a stupid bitch.
Ignorantly flaunts fallacies = STUPID
Woman that acts in a manner worth slapping = BITCH
See? Facts. Gotta love em.
REJOICE!
www.kimberlymorinisastupidbitch.com is AVAILABLE!
Spreading hate, are we?
#4. They call you a cunt because your a whiny bitch. Change your manpon and get over it. How about instead of spreading ignorance you just shut the fuck up.
Calm down. You dont have to have an ideology to have an opinion on political issues. And not all "liberals" are die hard supporters of Obama either. Your blog is called how to piss off liberals but ironically you seem very pissed off.
youre a bigot. i stopped reading when i realized that...
hope everyone else does too.
And I dont know anyone who takes Keith Olbermann seriously. He's not like Glenn Beck and Hannity who have huge followings but someone must watch the show because its on the air. Just look at how stupid Olbermann is(and i agree) and you can see how stupid rationally minded people view conservative pundits. Pundits are stupid, no matter what the political stripe.
What an idiot. I bet you're a Palin fan.. ya know, cause she's REALLY bright lol
Mama Grizzly... She's such a moron.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I was born and raised in Oakland, CA and I must say... I HATE THIS F@#KING PLACE. I avoid San Francisco like the plague. Why? You know why. And if you don't, you're probably one of THEM.
You just don't get it and you probably never will!
I'm proud to be a hispanic/pacific islander Tea-bagger! BTW, I can't wait to move to Arizona next year.
American politics are a sad joke. This entire thing makes me sad. How anyone can say that the USA is the greatest country on earth is beyond me. You people are mostly disgusting xenophobes.
@heartANDabrain
It's kindof cute how you used those big words to disapprove of this and cover up your liberal stupidity. Gotta love the thesaurus.
Why exactly do you want to piss off a liberal to start with?
Is it maybe because a liberal pissed you off before? Maybe on twitter?
If so, is it the right move to simply fire back?
Yes, some liberals say stupid things. And also some conservatives. That's because stupidity is not correlated to political leaning.
And I don't see how the perpetuation of such practices helps.
Treating people you don't agree with badly is fun? I see why the Arabs want to kill us all. We deserve it for letting you live this long.
Wait a second... who the hell keeps a computer in their kitchen of all places?
How to piss off a Conservative: remind them that the last guy they elected was nothing more than a puppet for the antichrist(Dick Cheney, who exists on a diet of baby hearts and the blood of the innocent) and that the President is black.
Will you marry me? We could piss off liberals day and night...
For somebody advocating links, logic, facts and quotes, you would hope there would be at least one in the article.
Cute little list... you're so witty... really... brilliant...
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greatest thing i've read in a long time. thank you for reminding me why i love being a conservative.
*laughs* My entire Twitter exchange with you proves;
1) Facts and logic confuse you, not Liberals, as my offdering you some indisputable facts reduced you to calling me Satan and talking about shitting on my face.
2) Given your childish insult fest, the only one pissed off and upset was clearly you.
3) Breasts terrify you. As does reality clearly.
4) Since I don't particularly like Obama either as he's screwed GLBT folk after taking our money, your blanket assumption that you get called racist just for criticizing him fails, just like every other failed argument you offer.
5) You can't refute any fact I offered so you resorted to name-calling and trying to suggest my personal beliefs automatically discredit my political beliefs, yet if I were to suggest you're clearly being a Christian automatically meant your political opinions were garaunteed to be worthless you'd scream bloody murder. Your political opinions are worthless not because of your religion but because they are not grounded in reality.
So, you enjoy your little fantasy world, but you're STILL a shallow childish troll, and the fat hermaphrodite pagan bitch STILL pwned your ass.
*takes bets on how long this dose of raw TRUTH stays up before he deletes it*
it all works both ways, there is nothing really groundbreaking here. i consider myself fairly neutral in the "dontgiveafuckaboutanything" party and all these points troll both sides equally well.
regardless of political ideology this post is nothing but overt, unapologetic trolling... yes, that makes you a troll.
Lol - some classic uselessness from both sides - thanks folks - I can always count on the complete inability of the US to even try to understand each other to brighten my day. You do realize the entire world is laughing at you I hope - probably don't care since the world ends at the border - but just be aware.
*yawn*
"Use facts and logic. Liberals hate and despise facts and logic."
Postgraduates are more likely to vote Democrat than Republican (58%/41%) http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/states/US/H/00/epolls.0.html
Scientists, who rely on facts and logic in their everyday life - IN THEIR JOB, to succeed, are far more often politically self-identifying as liberal (democrat).
If you want to make claims like #1 above, try referencing some independent research to support your claim, instead of just making ignorant and offensive remarks.
Note, I'm not claiming that liberals are more likely to use facts and logic - rather that you're an asshole and a troll.
I guess this is one way to get your Blog off the ground. Funny I don't feel pissed off, but we are not on Twitter. Maybe all of this magically makes more sense when you convert it to a tweet.
I guess this is one way to get your Blog off the ground. Funny I don't feel pissed off, but we are not on Twitter. Maybe all of this magically makes more sense when you convert it to a tweet.
You can replace the word liberal with just about any other group and replace most of the generalizations just as easily. I remember my first time on the net. Make a point or gtfo
Please stop with this crap. You're really giving us conservatives a bad name. Tons of typos and grammar mistakes, and so many points that make you look like a crazy bitch. Yes, I agree that I disagree with liberals at many points, but you don't need to take it to this extreme. You're making us look bad, stop!
Interesting. The conservatives I know hate hearing facts, too. And, every conservative I know that claims the media is liberal points to liberal COMMENTATORS as the reason they think that. Clearly, not all conservatives understand the difference between commentators and reporters.
Nearly every one of your points could be said about conservatives.
I'm just saying.
LOL, replace Liberal with Neo-Con and you can pretty do the exact same thing to the other side. And replace the Obama with stuff like. Although originally, the KKK was created by Dixie-Crats, what percentage of KKK members are registered Republican vs. Democrat?
This is a simple guide to trolling for a mindless conservative douche.
This is a guide on DEALING WITH LIBERAL TROLLS...
People here who think otherwise either CAN'T READ or ARE the TROLLS
Yay for partisanship! You know there was a time where parties worked together, not just attacked each other with no real debate and progress.
Oh sorry.. the response you probably wanted was more like... I didn't even know you conservatives had time to use the internet with all the church going, gun shooting, gay hating, tax lowering, Fox News watching, tea bagging(in my mind conservatives do it to each other, then lie about their sexual orientation), oil drilling and of course ignoring of the past.. that you all do. :)
But really why don't you use all the energy to try do something positive if the state of things bothers you?
OMFG, i almost sprayed my issue of the New Yorker with the low-fat vanilla mochalatte(extra foam) i have every morning reading this. I'm so infuriated that I'm not sure I can sacrifice my weekly newborn in honor of the holy trinity (Stalin, Satan and Hillary Clinton)today. Oh well, at least i can rejoice knowing that we (the liberals) have brought socialism upon this motherf***ing nation through the new healthcare system.
Seriously though, I'm not offended by your attack on liberals. I(as a human being) am offended that you think this is humour. Because, sistah, it ain't.
I thought the goal of argument was to engage another person in the process of discovering the truth about something. You could also look at an argument as an opportunity to discover the best solutions to our problems. However, I suppose pissing people off for no good reason is a way to solve SOMEONE'S problems...
This has got to be the stupidest meme I've ever seen. The OP is a nutcase. Humans are infalliable but they must be one of the worst.
in canada were too busy living our lives and having fun inzstea dof worrying about politics and liberals and conservatives and jesus and all that. why do americans care so much.
in Canada were too busy living our lives and having fun instead of worrying about politics and liberals and conservatives and Jesus and all that. why do Americans care so much?
Haha wow, judging from your post it seems Olbermann really angers you. I mean, he's a buffoon but it's hilarious how much of a reaction his trolling gets from guys such as yourself.
Bob just proved the points mentioned in the entire article. He can't defend his base, so he resorts to name-calling. HAHA! This is just too funny!
"Bob said...
'You're really stupid'"
Wow, these comments are almost 100% hate mail.
I think that your list worked swimmingly.
That irony is lost on the majority of people commenting here.
Libs will never understand it. They will never get it. Liberalism is insanity and a mental disorder, Period!
Wow Paul. I guess "hate mail" really crunches some 'hate'. Hate mail? Really? Howz about real mail?
Great job! Right on. And the proof is the number of liberal idiot faggots and freaks who left angry posts on your blog.
You don't like the truth and sarcasm and yet you wrote this blog; hypocrite much?!
hahaha you really did piss them off! Im reading their comments and they are so emotional.. Its too funny. Keep up the good work!!
You know what amazes me? How these liberal nut jobs found your page? they must of been questioning their ideologies and googled "liberals are idiots" because thats how I found this blog (WHICH I LOVE!)
LOVE it! I do most of these (calling them "Sweetie" REALLY drives them up the wall). Another couple that I find especially effective:
Ask them to tell you one ACTUAL tenet of fascism. Just one. If they can (and it's rare that they can), ask them how that fits with LIMITED government. This shuts them up. Fast.
Ask for a concrete example of whatever it is they are saying (they never have one).
If called a racist, ask them what that means. If they answer with anything resembling an attempt to define it (and not just "YOU!!!), then ask them how that gels with the fact that the TEA Party are staunch supporters of black and Latino (etc.) CONSERVATIVES.
When they say Sarah is stupid, ask them how many states they think there are and remind that BO thinks there are 58, that "corps" is pronounced "corpse," and that "Austrian" is a language. It's also fun to remind them about that dipstick who thought Guam would tip over and the numbskull who didn't know that Arizona is a border state. This shuts them right up.
When they blame Bush (and they always do), simply agree with them and ask them what BO is doing differently or what we should do NOW to solve whatever the problem is that they are blaming Bush for. This stumps them every single time (they don't have any answers, just blame, hate, and fanciful utopian ideas that would never work, have never worked, in the real world). It's hilarious.
When they try to use religion against you, usually saying something like Jesus would want us to have a government that does everything. Simply say that Jesus would want us to teach a man to fish, not hand him a fish. Again, this shuts them up or makes them sputter with rage (even better).
The funniest thing about this is that all of the comments from liberals prove your point so well. They confuse shallow clichés with intelligence. It's funny that you talked about liberal "men". I was just wondering how any self-respecting man could ever be a liberal. Oh, wait, I guess it's ok if you're a Western European male, but certainly not an American male.
What I find so ironic is that this person just simply copied and pasted the whole "How to piss off a conservative" then changed "Conservative" to "Liberal". Not creative enough to come up with clever retorts? What a joke.
after reading some of these posts it's obvious that your technique works amazingly well!
Kimberly, I have a pic you can have, w/ 2 guys wrestling, but it looks SOOO much like one has his head TOTALLY up the other guy's butt it's hilarious! Leave me a mssg at www.facebook.com/annathule. I can understand the "all your friends on FB are conservative" cuz so are mine, w/ a Dem or two thrown in for good measure who totally ignore me. One tries to answer me and I try not to get snarky (cuz I can sound REALLY snarky in print). I'll even apologize if I'm wrong like I did on a tuition pic I made fun of and folks said "it's true!", although that OccupyInsanity whinebaby seemed to want US to pay back their student loan!! We all agreed on that one. Hmmm, yeah. Nope. Not happening. I got my own to worry about, but I ain't making signs and screaming about it!
But I digress, if you want the pic, even just to see it, get w/ me via my FB page, (you can mssg me) and I'll share it w/ you. It really IS hilarious as hell! :)
Any of you other neanderthals who try and mssg me, to make trouble, will promptly get banned, don't waste your time.
Wonderful then, isnt it? That we live in a free country and have freedom of speech. Or would you have this blog shut down because you do not agree with what is being said? You are more than welcome to fly away to London!
Let's face it, liberals are fucking idiots who think they are smarter than you and should be richer because of it. (Why don;t Lib Tards dislike rich democrats ?
Liberalism IS A MENTAL DISORDER
Funny you should say that, because she is dating one. A black man, that is. I find that I don't really care. Nice guy. I guess I just must be one of the 1%, huh...
White, Straight, Married, Conservative, Christian, Employed, Gun Owning, Pro-Life, Hunter, Meat Eating, Male and happy with my life. How else can I piss off a liberal today?
Awesome post. I'm an expert at pissing off libtards, and love how you put this all together.
All you pissed off liberals are proof everything in this blog is true! Lmao!!!!
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